I nodded my head, applied my game face, and held on to my cup of coffee for dear life.
The poor Mom. Lately, the twins have been viewing nap time as 100% optional, exacerbated by the fact that they now have the ability to almost-soundlessly
Like ninjas or something.
That's all well and good, and expected even, if not for the fact that they are still young ankle-biters. And still badly need their rest to remain, ya know, sane. And The Mom needs her rest too, which is hard to come by when there are one or more small voices calling out "MAMA?!?" unexpectedly at dark thirty each night.
I'd imagine she also gets a little tired of having to disentangle herself from the ceiling fan each time that happens too.
Anyway. Point. Yes. Kids (and parents) need sleep to function. Moving on.
The Kids were all fine today, if not a little red around the eyes from sleep deprivation. There were a few fights that broke out, maybe one or two unwarranted tears from overreacting chitlins, but nothing a little redirection and extra caffeine (on my part) couldn't handle.
Then came naptime.
After busying Buddy with an activity downstairs, I carried Brother and Sissy upstairs for
Since that hasn't worked in recent memory (now that they're ninjas, remember), I generally have to go to Plan B, rocking the twins to sleep. So today, with Sissy wailing in her crib, I set about rocking Brother first.
(I have to rock the boy-child to sleep first. Because he seems to recognize my authority a little less than his sister... given that when he begins climbing out of his crib in front of me, and I give him a firm "No-no!" in my most serious and authoritative voice, he bursts into hysterical peels of giggling. Complete with tears of mirth rolling down his cheeks. Ahem.)
Anyhoo.
Rocking Brother today while he was overtired and fighting sleep tooth and nail was right up there with a WWF match. He, throwing his tiny arms and body weight around like a pro, and myself humming lullabies serenely to him like a crazy person while I wrap him in a blanket (for warmth and the safety of my face) and cuddle him in the chair, slowly rocking back and forth...
To the tune of his indignant and irate wailing and gnashing of teeth. To an almost two year old, being told to sleep is the equivalent of being hung by your toenails, it seems.
Sissy fell asleep within minutes of Brother's overtired chorus of screeching. I'm not sure how, but I won't knock it. And after crying hysterically, trying to break himself free of my gentle and comfortable (yet iron clad) grip, Brother cozied down against me in a sitting position, head against my chest, not quite asleep but knowing sleep was non-negotiable at that juncture, and perhaps also feeling (as I knew he would if he just allowed himself to be still a moment) the weight of exhaustion that enveloped his small little mini-linebacker's body. We rocked in silence for a few minutes, both relaxing in the calm after the storm of The Child Who Wouldn't Sleep. The only other sounds in the room were Sis's slow, even breathing from her crib, the gentle hum of the fan, and the slight squeak of the rocking chair as we pressed on toward dreamland.
Finally, Brother leaned away from me slightly so he could look me in the face and removed his pacifier for one final bid at negotiating nap. Since he found hysteria-laced wrestling matches did little to curb my resolve. Today anyway.
"How 'bout..." he started, eyes half closed from exhaustion, "how 'bout I watch Lawwee dah Coocumboor?"
I smiled at his eyes trying mightily to stay open and focused on me, "No, Brother Bear. No Larry the Cucumber. It's time to relax and sleep..."
"Ok." he mumbled, returning the pacifier to his mouth and closing his eyes.
He was asleep before his head even made it back to my chest.
One little boy and one little girl finally asleep in their cribs. One touchdown sign from one tired but victorious nanny. One Mom of the Kids who, with any luck, won't have to fight over-tired toddlers to sleep tonight, and maybe (just maybe) will get some blessed sleep of her own... And one five year old boy downstairs scarfing down sugar-y snacks before bed with a guilty conscience, while keeping a hawk-eye on the stairs for signs of my return...
But that's a post for another day... ;)
